Trump buys a dryer (honest review, though)
3/5
Let me tell you, folks,
This dryer—some people are saying it’s decent, and sure, it’s fine, but honestly, it’s a bit of a disaster, okay? It’s got all these settings—70 settings, can you believe that? Seventy! Who needs that many? Nobody! It’s a dryer, not a rocket ship. All you need is three:
1.Dry
2 Not So Dry
3. Warm and Damp.
That’s it. Simple. Beautiful. But no, they overcomplicated it. Sad!
Now, here’s the thing - it gets hot. SO hot, folks. I’m talking hotter than any other condenser dryer out there. Some people are calling it the hottest dryer they’ve ever seen. But guess what? It’s too hot. Your clothes? They shrink! A lot. I had a shirt, a beautiful shirt, perfect shirt, now it’s doll-sized. Unbelievable. You’ve got to mess with the settings, try this, try that—takes forever to get it right. But once you do, it’s efficient, I’ll give it that. It’s good. But why do I need to be a scientist to dry my clothes? Nobody has time for that.
And let’s be honest, these fancy digital models? Totally overrated. I’m saying it right now—ditch the digital, go with a basic condenser dryer. Trust me, it’s the best move you’ll ever make. Everyone’s saying it.
Drying time? Incredible. 5/5.
Efficiency? Pretty good, 4/5.
Ease of use? Total disaster. 1/5.
My intelligence for buying it? Look, I’m smart, but this was a mistake. 1. Terrible. Just terrible